The Totally Texas
The Totally Texas
The Totally Texas
The Totally Texas
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They say everything’s bigger in Texas— so The Totally Texas takes whatever you’re doing and makes it, well, bigger.
Book club, beer club, country club — you name it. This banger is designed to turn any day of the week into a Texas-sized tailgate with you, your friends, and possibly your boss. Show off your Big Tex Energy.
One helpful tip, as we say in Texas: Don’t Mess. (Seriously. Spilling is embarrassing.)
Chug Prep 101
Your Chug USA Bong arrives in three squeaky-clean, food-safe pieces. Grab the foldable tube and attach the valve to one end and the bong to the other. You’re ready to chug.
Pride
Ever seen a bong shaped like France? Didn’t think so.
Capacity
Enough. Or is it? These bad-boys hold roughly three 12oz coldies.
Ergonomic
Precision-engineered to add maximum party to any day of the week.
Great Gift
Give the gift that keeps on giving. All day long and all night strong.
If you love it say it louder
Like all of us, your bong comes into the world wearing only its birthday suit. Grab some official Chug USA stickers to dress it up pretty! Or, give your friend’s station wagon the ultimate tramp stamp. Slap 'em on & chug it down!
