The Florida Man
The Florida Man
The Florida Man
The Florida Man
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Seize the sunshine like a true Florida Man or Florida Woman. This ergonomic Floridian liquid vehicle is built for speed. Our highly scientific field research shows that enjoying The Florida Man while wearing a bathing suit will make you appear at least 2.2% more bronzed.
From Tampa to Tallahassee and from Orlando to Okechobee — and also literally everywhere else in Florida, The Florida Man will have college kids, party people, and rowdy retirees craning their necks when you pull up to the party.
Put the FLO in Florida and Gulf it down! Just don’t do anything that’ll get your mug on the nightly news.
Chug Prep 101
Your Chug USA Bong arrives in three squeaky-clean, food-safe pieces. Grab the foldable tube and attach the valve to one end and the bong to the other. You’re ready to chug.
Pride
Ever seen a bong shaped like France? Didn’t think so.
Capacity
Enough. Or is it? These bad-boys hold roughly three 12oz coldies.
Ergonomic
Precision-engineered to add maximum party to any day of the week.
Great Gift
Give the gift that keeps on giving. All day long and all night strong.
If you love it say it louder
Like all of us, your bong comes into the world wearing only its birthday suit. Grab some official Chug USA stickers to dress it up pretty! Or, give your friend’s station wagon the ultimate tramp stamp. Slap 'em on & chug it down!
