The All American
The All American
The All American
The All American
Behold: the ultimate. The states. America. The Star-Spangled Banger.
This inaugural edition of The All-American comes complete with all 48 continental states! From sea to sea to shining sea, let freedom flow.
When this bad boy first graces your palms, you’ll ask yourself: “Is there anything more patriotic than using an injection-molded beverage receptacle to exercise your bald-eagle-given rights on a spectacular weekend?”
Actually, the answer is yes. And the answer is exercising those rights on a Tuesday afternoon. *Screeching eagle noise*
Canada not included.
Chug Prep 101
Your Chug USA Bong arrives in three squeaky-clean, food-safe pieces. Grab the foldable tube and attach the valve to one end and the bong to the other. You’re ready to chug.
Pride
Ever seen a bong shaped like France? Didn’t think so.
Capacity
Enough. Or is it? These bad-boys hold roughly three 12oz coldies.
Ergonomic
Precision-engineered to add maximum party to any day of the week.
Great Gift
Give the gift that keeps on giving. All day long and all night strong.
If you love it say it louder
Like all of us, your bong comes into the world wearing only its birthday suit. Grab some official Chug USA stickers to dress it up pretty! Or, give your friend’s station wagon the ultimate tramp stamp. Slap 'em on & chug it down!