The All American

The All American

Regular price $39.99
Regular price Sale price $39.99

The All American

The All American

Regular price $39.99
Regular price Sale price $39.99

Behold: the ultimate. The states. America. The Star-Spangled Banger.

This inaugural edition of The All-American comes complete with all 48 continental states! From sea to sea to shining sea, let freedom flow.

When this bad boy first graces your palms, you’ll ask yourself: “Is there anything more patriotic than using an injection-molded beverage receptacle to exercise your bald-eagle-given rights on a spectacular weekend?”

Actually, the answer is yes. And the answer is exercising those rights on a Tuesday afternoon. *Screeching eagle noise*

Canada not included.

Chug Prep 101

Your Chug USA Bong arrives in three squeaky-clean, food-safe pieces. Grab the foldable tube and attach the valve to one end and the bong to the other. You’re ready to chug.

Lift up what you love. The one, the only.

Pride

Ever seen a bong shaped like France? Didn’t think so.

Capacity

Enough. Or is it? These bad-boys hold roughly three 12oz coldies.

Ergonomic

Precision-engineered to add maximum party to any day of the week.

Great Gift

Give the gift that keeps on giving. All day long and all night strong.

A very cool statue with sweet customized stickers on it

If you love it say it louder

Like all of us, your bong comes into the world wearing only its birthday suit. Grab some official Chug USA stickers to dress it up pretty! Or, give your friend’s station wagon the ultimate tramp stamp. Slap 'em on & chug it down!